Sa mo jawap ni kalo ada urang annoying bacakap sema sa...

Rule : respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response)
happy reading =D

If an annoying person says :

1) I am cute.
YR : boleh la...

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
YR : boleh la...

3) See, everyone loves me because I am rich and famous.
YR : hehe... (bwat muka sengih2)

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thing.
YR : snyum mmanjang...

5) You don't know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR : ow yaka? bila mo buat album p msia? (lyan ja kc kambang buntut beliau)

If an annoying hot woman/man says :

1) I know you like me.
YR :senyum...

2) What are u looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR : sori...

3) Sorry, you're nice but seriously not my type.
YR : bah yala apa bleh buat... (cam la sa mau)

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don't dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR : mbah pa bleh buat lau ko x mau...

5) Look, I am pretty/ handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR : jangan...

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says :

1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR : bah, mari la kita bekapel

2) May I have your cell phone number? please please please?
YR : apa ko mo buat num sa. sa jrg tau guna enpon (mo mngelak2)

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night.
YR : kjap ja la ah. sa capat busan ba...

4) What do you like about me?
YR : ur big heart, ur big eyes, ur... (ckap2 ja yg pnting dia puas ati)

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me soooooooo much!
YR : k i cakap yer... "im hensem n u like me sooooo much!" nah puas ati ko?


If your enemy says :

1) Hi bitch!
YR : hai juga

2) You smell like shit!
YR : alamak sa blum mndi la ni...

3) What an ugly creature you are!
YR : tak memasal la u ni...

4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure.
YR : kick la awal2. sa enda mo lawan ko...


If your annoying ex says :

1) I still love you...
YR : sa pon love u tp itu dulu la...

2) I know you still love me!
YR : uda pun tu sa gtau ko tp yg dulu la...

3) Please, come back with me honey/hubby...
YR : bah bleh ba kalo kau...

4) Please call me...
YR : sa teda krdt owh. nnti ko miskal sa ah...

5) The break up hurt me so much...
YR : sa pon rasa cam ko rasa tp skrang ok uda la

layan ja dia bacakap...

If an annoying salesperson says :

1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR : haha tq

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed!
YR : ah yaka, cam semula jadi owh... (buat muka bsungguh2)

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR : uii nah murah tu! inda bleh up skit lg ka?

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam. Buy...
YR : sa p nengo dulu brg d sana nnti sa singgah lg p sini karang ah... (smbil brlalu n senyum)


ps :deh, ni jawapan urang bagus ni suma ni. inda ku ada idea camana mo kasi jahat ni kata2 yg prlu diungkapkan dihadapan beliau2...